La Résistance

Where did you hear that term, employee? There's no such thing as the resistance. They're not responsible for the recent spate of factory explosions, or the anti-corporate graffitti. They don't hold regular meetings disguised as “poker nights” and “golf retreats”. They're most definitely not a highly-organised network of individuals fighting corporate oppression. As a member of the Resistance, you will not receive regular coded messages with instructions, and you will most definitely not be expected to attempt to take down the Corporations from within. Because the Resistance doesn't exist.

Now get back to work.