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===== Security Announcement ===== ===== Security Announcement =====
-Due to management failure to organize a successful Office Reshuffle staff attempted to preform one themselves, resulting in several life threatening filing cabinet accidents. More worryingly, several valuable items appear to have been 'mislaid' during the chaotic attempt. These include 'The Black Box' from R&D, Filing Cabinet VH-7 from the Inner Archive and worst of all a key to the CEO's private bathroom.+Due to management failure to organize a successful Office Reshuffle staff attempted to perform one themselves, resulting in several life threatening filing cabinet accidents. More worryingly, several valuable items appear to have been 'mislaid' during the chaotic attempt. These include 'The Black Box' from R&D, Filing Cabinet VH-7 from the Inner Archive and worst of all a key to the CEO's private bathroom.
The Company would never suggest that any of its staff would steal from their beloved employer, however we would also like to remind employees that theft is a firing offence. These items MUST be recovered and Security is offering a substantial reward to the Fast Track employee who can bring them to the surveillance office first. While we would also never suggest that any staff member harm another a further reward will be offered for the culprit; dead or alive. The Company would never suggest that any of its staff would steal from their beloved employer, however we would also like to remind employees that theft is a firing offence. These items MUST be recovered and Security is offering a substantial reward to the Fast Track employee who can bring them to the surveillance office first. While we would also never suggest that any staff member harm another a further reward will be offered for the culprit; dead or alive.
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