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  * Mecha Pat with Branded Hat™ eats pineapples for breakfast!1!!one1!!   * Mecha Pat with Branded Hat™ eats pineapples for breakfast!1!!one1!!
  * The Syngerularity was centered on The Despair Lab.   * The Syngerularity was centered on The Despair Lab.
 +  * The CEO is a member of a group that doesn't exist.
  * Mecha Pat with Branded Hat™ brought actual cannibal [REDACTED] to justice.   * Mecha Pat with Branded Hat™ brought actual cannibal [REDACTED] to justice.
  * I heard Dr. Universe Smith finally cured the jellybean plague.   * I heard Dr. Universe Smith finally cured the jellybean plague.
  * Not even death can stop a loyal employee.   * Not even death can stop a loyal employee.
 +  * There's a member of the you-know-what in L&A!
  * Italians are Bad People™.   * Italians are Bad People™.
 +  * There's no eye in homophone.
  * Severe coffee scaldings are on the increase. Please check all memo deliveries carefully before raising them to eye level.   * Severe coffee scaldings are on the increase. Please check all memo deliveries carefully before raising them to eye level.
  * You are commanded to laugh whenever Wilberforce's name is mentioned.   * You are commanded to laugh whenever Wilberforce's name is mentioned.
  * My name is Monkey, Hi!   * My name is Monkey, Hi!
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