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Young? Ambitious? Ruthless? Efficient? Cruel? Have you considered a role in Finance and Human Resources? Ever want to control the fate of your fellow employees? Want to win promotions based off other peoples' redundancies or salary deductions? Then F&HR is for you! Young? Ambitious? Ruthless? Efficient? Cruel? Have you considered a role in Finance and Human Resources? Ever want to control the fate of your fellow employees? Want to win promotions based off other peoples' redundancies or salary deductions? Then F&HR is for you!
-Our department works for the benefit of the company, maximising productivity and profits in line with the company's core strategic objectives, global financial dominion, minimising workforce size, and never paying more than $2.95 in tax. Day to day work includes evaluating employee productivity, auditing project finances, organising disciplinary proceedings, recruitment drives, organising motivational/demotivational seminars and evicting families from corporate housing (for earners).+Our department works for the benefit of the company, maximising productivity and profits in line with the company's core strategic objectives of minimising workforce size, and never paying more than $2.95 in tax and global financial dominion. Day to day work includes evaluating employee productivity, auditing project finances, organising disciplinary proceedings, recruitment drives, organising motivational/demotivational seminars and evicting families from corporate housing (for earners).
===Job Requirements === ===Job Requirements ===
hr.txt · Last modified: 2012/04/02 23:14 by gm_oliver
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