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The black spire of Building 6 houses some of the nastiest, evilest, and most downright unpleasant people in the company. [[hr|Finance & HR]] are in charge of monitoring the company's financial and employee activity, and all other departments have to deal with them on a regular basis, whether it's through the complicated (and some say man-eating) pile of paperwork that must be completed to claim expenses, or the terrifying yearly ritual that is the dreaded "performance review." Few are those who choose to deal directly with Finance & HR, and even fewer are those who can avoid it entirely. The black spire of Building 6 houses some of the nastiest, evilest, and most downright unpleasant people in the company. [[hr|Finance & HR]] are in charge of monitoring the company's financial and employee activity, and all other departments have to deal with them on a regular basis, whether it's through the complicated (and some say man-eating) pile of paperwork that must be completed to claim expenses, or the terrifying yearly ritual that is the dreaded "performance review." Few are those who choose to deal directly with Finance & HR, and even fewer are those who can avoid it entirely.
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 +===== Public Relations, Marketing & Sales =====
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 +Is your smile wider than your head? Is your self-worth measured by how many people know your name? Does your tie shout "Hey, you there! Yes you, with the clipboard. No, not you, the other one. Not that one. Yes, you, yes. LOOK AT ME!"? If the answer is yes, then by gum do you belong in [[prms|Public Relations, Marketing & Sales]]. We are some of the flashiest and best-looking snappy dressers in the company and we sure as shootin' know how to get things done. Employees in Marketing strive to expand brand awareness and open new markets. They are the ones whose task is to create interest in R&D's wonderful creations. Sales, meanwhile, devote their time and energy to creating market demand by any means necessary.
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//Science!// was voted [[randd|Research & Development]]'s word of the day for the past 26 663 days, and in their labs it's not only that, but also their entire raison d'ĂȘtre. R&D devote their energy to the creation and implementation of new products, and improving on the old ones. Not a day goes by that there isn't an explosion rocking the foundations of Building 2, signifying a new breakthrough in any of the dozens of projects R&D is working on at any one time. But not everyone in R&D spends their day in a basement lab. Some select few are concerned with directing the flow of all those creative energies, or figuring out what use our latest product could possibly be put to. A few are even concerned with the development or new corporate strategies and paradigms, and spend their days in the rooftop zen gardens, meditating on alterating shifts and corporate stratagems. //Science!// was voted [[randd|Research & Development]]'s word of the day for the past 26 663 days, and in their labs it's not only that, but also their entire raison d'ĂȘtre. R&D devote their energy to the creation and implementation of new products, and improving on the old ones. Not a day goes by that there isn't an explosion rocking the foundations of Building 2, signifying a new breakthrough in any of the dozens of projects R&D is working on at any one time. But not everyone in R&D spends their day in a basement lab. Some select few are concerned with directing the flow of all those creative energies, or figuring out what use our latest product could possibly be put to. A few are even concerned with the development or new corporate strategies and paradigms, and spend their days in the rooftop zen gardens, meditating on alterating shifts and corporate stratagems.
-===== Public Relations, Marketing & Sales ===== 
-Is your smile wider than your head? Is your self-worth measured by how many people know your name? Does your tie shout "Hey, you there! Yes you, with the clipboard. No, not you, the other one. Not that one. Yes, you, yes. LOOK AT ME!"? If the answer is yes, then by gum do you belong in [[prms|Public Relations, Marketing & Sales]]. We are some of the flashiest and best-looking snappy dressers in the company and we sure as shootin' know how to get things done. Employees in Marketing strive to expand brand awareness and open new markets. They are the ones whose task is to create interest in R&D's wonderful creations. Sales, meanwhile, devote their time and energy to creating market demand by any means necessary. 
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