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=== Building 3 === === Building 3 ===
-The glowing neon citadel of Public Relations & Sales, visible for miles around as it lights up in whatever colours are currently dominating company advertising coampaigns.+The glowing neon citadel of Public Relations & Sales, visible for miles around as it lights up in whatever colours are currently dominating company advertising campaigns.
=== Building 4 === === Building 4 ===
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=== Building 6 === === Building 6 ===
-The grim black spire of Finance & HR, that always seems to be in shadow irrespective of the weather. The reflective glass façade of the building is perpetually covered in hoarfrost but inside its all open plan offices with fresh-baked cookies in the meetings rooms. Supposedly built on an Native American burial ground and also a Native American casino. +The grim black spire of Finance & HR, that always seems to be in shadow irrespective of the weather. The reflective glass façade of the building is perpetually covered in hoarfrost but inside it is all open plan offices with fresh-baked cookies in the meetings rooms. Supposedly built on a Native American burial ground and also a Native American casino.
===== Other Buildings ===== ===== Other Buildings =====
====The Archive==== ====The Archive====
-Located In the deepest sub-basement of Building 1 is the Company Archive that supposedly contains almost all of the company's trade secrets carefully documented in specially constructed Adamantium™ filing cabinets. Only Managing Directors (and the Archivist) have access to the outer vault. Supposedly the inner vault may only accessed by the CEO in person.+Located In the deepest sub-basement of Building 1 is the Company Archive that supposedly contains almost all of the company's trade secrets carefully documented in specially constructed Adamantium™ filing cabinets. Only Managing Directors (and the Archivist) have access to the outer vault. Supposedly the inner vault may only be accessed by the CEO in person.
==== The Firing Range ==== ==== The Firing Range ====
-Occasionally, when a Highly Effective Person fails to meet appropriate quotas, the company is left with no recourse but to terminate their employment contract. Due to the inherent danger in potentially upsetting a Guru, this is done by an unsuspecting HR intern at the Firing Range, a conference room situtated as far away from the rest of the company buildings as possible in order to minimise collateral damage.+Occasionally, when a Highly Effective Person fails to meet appropriate quotas, the company is left with no recourse but to terminate their employment contract. Due to the inherent danger in potentially upsetting a Guru, this is done by an unsuspecting HR intern at the Firing Range, a conference room situated as far away from the rest of the company buildings as possible in order to minimise collateral damage.
==== The Sealed Labs ==== ==== The Sealed Labs ====
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The company maintains a number of Regional Headquarters and Branch Offices around the world mostly to keep distateful activities (like waste management or customer service) as far away from its productive core, but also to serve as embassies in rival-controlled territories. Most former capitals will have a regional headquarter, and most other important cities will have at least a company branch office. The company maintains a number of Regional Headquarters and Branch Offices around the world mostly to keep distateful activities (like waste management or customer service) as far away from its productive core, but also to serve as embassies in rival-controlled territories. Most former capitals will have a regional headquarter, and most other important cities will have at least a company branch office.
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 +==== Antarctic Research Station Omega ====
 +Publicly an arm of the Company's charitable tax-exemption non-profit* foundation devoted to researching the endangered "Lesser Spotted Monochrome-Penguin." Needless to say, there is no reason to doubt the veracity of this explanation and any questions as to why an avian research program would require six nuclear reactors, the world's largest tesla coil and 18 billion tonnes of military-grade latex are unproductive gossip.
==== The K Street Offices ==== ==== The K Street Offices ====
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Located in the District of Columbia, the K Street Offices are where the company's lobbyists plan and execute the buying and selling of politicians that will work to further the company's interests. It is primarily staffed by Marketing and Sales employees. Located in the District of Columbia, the K Street Offices are where the company's lobbyists plan and execute the buying and selling of politicians that will work to further the company's interests. It is primarily staffed by Marketing and Sales employees.
-==== Antarctic Research Station Omega ==== +
-Publicly an arm of the Company's charitable giving foundation devoted to researching artificial insemination of the endangered 'Lesser Spotted Monochrome-Penguin'. Needless to say there is no reason to doubt the veracity of this explanation and any questions as to why a avian breeding program would require six nuclear reactors, the world's largest tesla coil and 18 billion tonnes of military grade latex are unproductive gossip.+
==== The Management Training Centre ==== ==== The Management Training Centre ====
-Located deep in the primeval jungle of sub-Saharan Africa the The Management Training Centre is where the Company's future leaders are put through their paces in a gruelling series of physical and psychometric assessments. Supposedly unreachable on foot the heavily fortified compound contains test centres, obstacle courses and eight different kinds of deadfall trap all designed to find the best of the best.+Located deep in the primeval jungle of sub-Saharan Africa, the Management Training Centre is where the Company's future leaders are put through their paces in a gruelling series of physical and psychometric assessments. Supposedly unreachable on foot, the heavily fortified compound contains test centres, obstacle courses and eight different kinds of deadfall trap all designed to find the best of the best.
===== The Tube Network ===== ===== The Tube Network =====
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