====== Corrupted Page ======

Dear Employee,

It appears you're trying to access a corrupted page. Perhaps you were looking for information on one of the following:

  * [[Company|Company History]]
  * [[news|Current Events]]
  * [[Characters|Personnel Directory]]

If you were attempting to uncover information about the [[resist|resistance]], please desist immediately. No such organisation exists. Repeated attempts to access corrupted portions of the company intranet in order to uncover information about a non-existent organisation of individuals bent on the destruction of your employer and your very way of life will be logged by security. Persistent and systematic attempts will be cause for immediate disciplinary procedures.

Thank you for your cooperation loyal Employee.